Well I thought my laptop was in the mail a week ago.
I was wrong.
Cousin just mailed it today because other cousin HACKED IT TO BE ALL MAC OS 10 ON A SONY COMP HAHAHAHAHA this is boss.
Also got me comic studio program thing and Toon Boom ;___;
Also it is time to run my ass off in the PE LET'S GO AWWRGH.
I was wrong.
Cousin just mailed it today because other cousin HACKED IT TO BE ALL MAC OS 10 ON A SONY COMP HAHAHAHAHA this is boss.
Also got me comic studio program thing and Toon Boom ;___;
Also it is time to run my ass off in the PE LET'S GO AWWRGH.
Best typos made today:
Cocktoast instead of Cockroach.
Cowboy instead of Keyboard.
These are going right up there with "Typoo" and "Loverlord" and I'm sure there were others but seriously.
"Cocktoast."
WH--
Ah fuck Frankenmac is dead as dead can be.
Poor little bastard. I'll be taking pictures of his beautifully decorated corpse, though.
Luckily my good buddy Rae is allowing me use of ...
Okay, we just named him Joshua. Her laptop Joshua is being babysat by me.
Ohgod he doesn't shut off if I move him, yay.
Ohgod he's filled with Emilie Autumn music, yay.
Will be online at weird times, at any rate.
Poor little bastard. I'll be taking pictures of his beautifully decorated corpse, though.
Luckily my good buddy Rae is allowing me use of ...
Okay, we just named him Joshua. Her laptop Joshua is being babysat by me.
Ohgod he doesn't shut off if I move him, yay.
Ohgod he's filled with Emilie Autumn music, yay.
Will be online at weird times, at any rate.
And it's not Wine.
it's Brom
AAAAAAAUGH I have become absolutely addicted to his books and his art. I mean, I loved his art before but after reading The Plucker... oh man oh man. It's really a childrens' book for adults. It's creepy as all getout IT'S LIKE TOY STORY/STEADFAST TIN SOLDIE
...
well, Toy Story/Steadfast Tin Soldier meets Brom.
And voodoo.
Annnnd it was published BEFORE 9 but there are some very specific similarities that made me double-take.
In a good way, mind you.
The illustrations are absolutely GORGEOUS and freaking creepy in all the right ways... and the main character is a badassed ginger Jack-in-the-Box. SEVERE RECOOMENDATIONS TO ALL OF YOU, if you can find it in your library, check that shet out, seriously.
I've started on Brom's other novel "The Child Thief", which is supposed to be a darker version of Peter Pan.
funfact. I collected magic the gathering cards SPECIFICALLY because Brom did some of the illustrations. This is the epitome of nerdiness, right?
first because I am sorry Claudio Sanchez but my current favorite comic isssss:
KOOKABURRA K.
( This is not your Gum-Tree-Sitting variation of kookaburra, let me tell you )
( Annnd a Review on the first three volumes of Kill Audio because you knew it was coming )
KOOKABURRA K.
( This is not your Gum-Tree-Sitting variation of kookaburra, let me tell you )
( Annnd a Review on the first three volumes of Kill Audio because you knew it was coming )
Avatar. AGFDSGFS<3
1) Better dialogue than I have seen for a long time. Heard for a long time. You know. It was natural and snarky and it factored in the frustrated AAAUGHS people make at eachother.
2) SO MANY BADASSED WOMEN, and the best thing was no one made a big deal about it. They were in their natural place, female characters were on-par with males and it was a solid place no questions asked, no gender posturing or having to prove their place.
3) bioluminescent EVERYTHING<3
4) Lots of parallells through the whole thing, I wonder if some of them were intentional...? Probably.
5) Visually orgasmic. 'Nuff said.
6) Everyone said "oh the plot was weak/a story told a thousand times" and oh man did it echo Westward expansion and Indian/Native American struggles with the white man. But I think that that was perfect. it's a story that does need to be retold and what better way to do it than on a grand scale that people will be talking about for a long, long time? Just my opinion.
1) Better dialogue than I have seen for a long time. Heard for a long time. You know. It was natural and snarky and it factored in the frustrated AAAUGHS people make at eachother.
2) SO MANY BADASSED WOMEN, and the best thing was no one made a big deal about it. They were in their natural place, female characters were on-par with males and it was a solid place no questions asked, no gender posturing or having to prove their place.
3) bioluminescent EVERYTHING<3
4) Lots of parallells through the whole thing, I wonder if some of them were intentional...? Probably.
5) Visually orgasmic. 'Nuff said.
6) Everyone said "oh the plot was weak/a story told a thousand times" and oh man did it echo Westward expansion and Indian/Native American struggles with the white man. But I think that that was perfect. it's a story that does need to be retold and what better way to do it than on a grand scale that people will be talking about for a long, long time? Just my opinion.
Texas'd. It's nice to know that there is a clan of red-headed womanthings that are as strange as I am.
HERE'S THE LOWDOWN:
( listbabble about the Stinky Stinchcombe Clan and other Recent Events under the cut )
HERE'S THE LOWDOWN:
( listbabble about the Stinky Stinchcombe Clan and other Recent Events under the cut )
creepystalkernerd from highschool is all
"word from the intergalactic house of pancakes, yo"
on facebook.
expects me to friend.
Decide to ignore heartily and resume activities about the internet. Can't stop writing like Rorshach. Must get that checked out eventually.
BRB, Texas. Slow posting will commence.
Also, note to self, do not attack people so often in Castle Age. Some Vietnamese kid with the HONEST TO GOD name of Tran sent a spy to my keep. I really find this amazing for some reason.
fuuuuck hahaha god damn you fellow Woodsies for getting me into facebook stuff >BC look at the pain it brings.
"word from the intergalactic house of pancakes, yo"
on facebook.
expects me to friend.
Decide to ignore heartily and resume activities about the internet. Can't stop writing like Rorshach. Must get that checked out eventually.
BRB, Texas. Slow posting will commence.
Also, note to self, do not attack people so often in Castle Age. Some Vietnamese kid with the HONEST TO GOD name of Tran sent a spy to my keep. I really find this amazing for some reason.
fuuuuck hahaha god damn you fellow Woodsies for getting me into facebook stuff >BC look at the pain it brings.
I'm doing Script Frenzy.
I will probably regret this.
also I'm freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
I will probably regret this.
also I'm freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
On the twelfth day of Christmas,
abiquiu sent to me...
Twelve
rozzixs drumming
Eleven
hazel_secrets piping
Ten
seriouslis a-leaping
Nine bottles dancing
Eight mayans a-milking
Seven bats a-swimming
Six coyotes a-writing
Five azte-e-e-ecs
Four spiders
Three sonoran westerns
Two ugly things
...and an au in a brandon lee.
th... this is so...UH.
Wowlike.
It somehow makes sense, more sense than
Brandon Lee I am So Sorry
Also, mexico, take Your Aztecs Back.
EDIT: I AM SCARRED FOR LIFE NOW, THANKS A LOT
NEW PFI ALBUM, NEW COMIC HOLY SHIT CLAUDIO SANCHEZ.
My spidersenses tell me the "big Coheed and Cambria announcement" on monday is something about this album AND HOLYCRAP 8-BIT SYNTHINESS+CLAUDIOVOICE+TRAVISGUITARS=De
oh man oh man where is coherency it is dissolved into AWESOME
( OH GOD AND THIS TOO )
